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I'm sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money. I get why you're bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and-- with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit—it bored the shit out of me. I also once got busted for loudly crinkling a bag of Jujubes during a classroom screening of Vivre Sa Vie. I don't deserve to be here. We've established that. But I'm here. Five million 12-year-olds think I'm Buck Henry. Accept it.
There are more gems like this in her post, read on.
Listen: I've been telling stories my whole life. Even when I was a phone sex operator, I was the Mark Twain of extemporaneous jerk-off fiction. I took every perspiring creep on a fucking journey. I don't know how to do anything else.
[#] So to all the btching bloggers, blogger btching going on out there, blog wars, bahahaha...this is the perfect remedy. Jst read it, coz like she said...aint nothing in the world is going to change the fact that you are an a-hole, even if any one of you - us put up a zillion posts redeeming ourselves...Reality check, jst the way it should be. Btw, i hated her too, i thought she did not deserve to win for a lame subject matter like the movie Juno, bt the bare fact is, she did it, the rest didnt.