Me: Dude, would you take a month long leave and come backpacking with me to India?
Dude 1: Are you nuts?
Me: No dude, I'm serious!
Dude 1: Go get some sleep. Bye.
Me: Hey bro, wazzup!
Dude 2: Hey...
Me: Hey, wanna follow me backpacking in India? bout 3 weeks to a month...
Dude 2: ...who are you? (hangs up)
Me: Dude, hi...
Dude 3: Hey man! Long time no c...
Me: Yeh, yeh...hey, I got this thing going on...hemm...wanna follow me backpacking in India?
Dude 3: Hey man, my mom calling...call you back...chow...
Me: Dude, is it remotely possible 4u 2get a month long sabbatical frm work n follow me bakpaking in India?
BBD: Haha. I wish I could. if da hosting manage 2 gather sum 15k can la. u sure of going?
Me: Bout 90% now. called vlan also, he asked me 2 put budget. if you take wife also wont need dat much la.
BBD: Need dat much 2 comfortably leave job 4 one whole month la. ha ha.
Me: Cha, want to follow me to India? One month.
Macha: Hemm...working bro.
Me: I know, I just need advice la, can go alone or not?
Macha: You put budget la, I still have a few places to go there.
Me: Sure man, and I still need to get a freaking good camera.
Macha: We meet later and talk.
Me: I want to go to India.
Grandma: (seri seri, nalapadiya poitu va) Ok. travel safely.
Me: 1 month, and maybe I wont want to come back here.
Grandma: (Seri. Oru nalla ponnu parthu angeye kalyanam panikke.) Ok, find a wife there and get married.
Me: Ok, now I don't feel like going, I never want to get married....grrrr...
Me: Something is happening...I must make the journey!
Rest of the World: Dude, get there first and talk! Hype, you're always hyped up!