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7 Reasons on why I have no life...

[UPDATED!]
CBT tagged me with this cool one. I think ive done it before, ahh yes, ive copied most of what Visi wrote last time...hehehe...so here's a fresh try.

7 things I plan to do before I die (and meet the Big Guy, I want to have some stories to tell him you know):

(1) Write a book, I so damn really want to! ( I've started some outlines, need to clear my mind to do this properly, but I'll do it soon. Only poems thus far I guess)
(2) Get married, have kids and be a great dad. ( I tell everyone I don't want to get married)
(3) Live and die in India. (I feel I need to return where I can identify with my culture)
(4) Ride the Trans-Siberian Express (either this or ride the whole Route 66 on an Indian)
(5) Volunteer to go to Mars (and its not an impossible thing; 4 Frontiers)
(6) Act in a Steven Spielberg movie. (as MC said, I would like to try Shankar too)
(7) Be alive to make first contact. (I think its possible)

7 things I can do, even when I don't know why I want to do it or can do it.

(1) Cook (mine suck too MC, but I'm majoring in pasta nowadays)
(2) Write poetry (some people say my poems suck, but I like it)
(3) Stay awake for 3 whole days and still be alive. (I did this early this year).
(4) Being clumsy (very) (Its true!)
(5) Be a genius sometimes (and it lasts like 5 minutes) ( I wanna be a genius dude, not a genius blogger!)
(6) Bend over my back, balance the earth on one hand, do something for somebody free, and still feel fine when they don't say thank you, don't pay me, ignore me... I have this thing happening in me that makes me feel I'm the greatest dude on earth.
(7) Give 2 chances to anyone to screw-up and still be their friend. (sometimes maybe 3, unless im desperate or lonely I'll ignore their misdeeds).

7 things I cannot do, I tried and failed, I don't want to...

(1) Wake up in the morning
(2) Excercise (coz im Fat, my cloths are not fitting, and im getting depresed everyday)
(3) Finish my MSc Thesis (its been 3 1/2 years now...) ( I will this semester, if they dont kick me out first)
(4) Sing and Dance
(5) Fall in love (the feeling disappears in 30 minutes)
(6) Park the car (without freaking out anyone) ( did not kill anyone yet)
(7) Be nice to anyone after their 2 chances are used up.

7 things that attracts me to another person (things as in?)...

(1) Honesty
(2) Dark hair
(3) A Sci-Fi buff
(4) A Mustang 2005
(5) Have a billion bucks and wants to change the world
(6) Blue eyes (light brown skin and dark hair)
(7) Can sing and dance

7 things I say most often ( and make people hate me)...

(1) "Stop lying!" (stop bullsh****g)
(2) "Macha, I think were lost" (Dude, I think I f****d up and were lost)
(3) "No! NO! NOOOOOO!" (to myself and never to anyone else, I suck!)
(4) "It wont happen" (for any suggestions my friends bring up)
(5) "Damn!, it's him/ her"
(6) "Dude, can I bank in the rent next week" (for the past 3 years, on the first and second week of the month, every month. To my house-owner, he was my uni-mate too.)
(7) "I need money" (to myself, and the rest of the world, all the time)

7 souls who has lots of other important things to do but I still want to tag them...

(1) NAYAN
(2) SAMANTHA
(3) MONA
(4) SATHEESH
(5) I could not find another 3 who haven't done this...will update as it goes...

-gP2005- via -JacobDeems-

Comments

slimgabshy said…
Dude..my comments noted as MC: at the beginning

7 things I plan to do before I die (and meet the Big Guy, I want to have some stories to tell him you know):

(1) Write a book, I so damn really want to!
MC: Write a sci fi dude...

(2) Get married, have kids and be a great dad. ( I tell everyone I dont want to get married)
MC : I never knew that...hidden agenda eh...

(3) Live and die in India.
MC : Why India dude?

(4) Ride the Trans-Siberian Express (either this or ride the whole Route 66 on an Indian)
MC : All the best

(5) Volunteer to go to Mars (and its not an impossible thing; 4 Frontiers)
MC : No comments

(6) Act in a Steven Spielberg movie.
MC : His movies arent too good nowadays...why not Shankar?

(7) Be alive to make first contact. (I think its possible)
MC : There are aliens within...loook carefully

7 things I can do, even when I dont know why I want to do it or can do it.

(1) Cook
MC : Im learning myself dude...my food sucks

(2) Write poetry (some people say my poems suck, but I like it)
MC : I hate pems...so no comment

(3) Stay awake for 3 days without sleeping and still be alive
MC : Is that possible...? Maybe in Mars

(4) Being clumsy (very)
MC : Are u...?

(5) Be a genius sometimes (and it lasts like 5 minutes)
MC : U are dude....a genius blogger

(6) Bend over my back, balance the earth on one hand, do something for somebody free, and still feel fine when they dont say thank you, dont pay me, ignore me... I have this thing happening in me that makes me feel I'm the greatest dude on earth.
MC : They say thank you so quietly that u dont hear it...listen harder

(7) Give 2 chances to anyone to screw-up and still be their friend.
MC : Hmm..not really

7 things I cannot do, I tried and failed, I dont want to...

(1) Wake up in the morning
MC : Do u have to anyway?

(2) Excercise
MC : Y exercise?

(3) Finish my MSc Thesis (its been 3 1/2 years now...)
MC : Dont give up dude...go for the Phd afte MSc

(4) Sing and Dance
MC : lets dance at the next tanni party

(5) Fall in love (the feeling disappears in 30 minutes)
MC : It does for everybody right?

(6) Park the car (without freaking out anyone)
MC : Anybody killed so far...?

(7) Be nice to anyone after their 2 chances are used up.
MC : Repetiton

7 things that attracts me to another person (things as in?)...

(1) Honesty
MC : Rare quality

(2) Dark hair
MC : Beware of BOB...lots of them

(3) A Sci-Fi buff
MC : Hmmm...remember scully?

(4) A Mustang 2005
MC : The car?

(5) Have a billion bucks and wants to change the world
MC : Roman Abromivich

(6) Blue eyes (light brown skin and dark hair)
MC : Hmmmmmm

(7) Can sing and dance
MC : Janet Jackson

7 things I say most often ( and make people hate me)...

(1) "Stop lying!" (stop bullsh****g)
MC : No smoke wihout fire

(2) "Macha, I think were lost" (Dude, I think I f****d up and were lost)
MC : We are all lost

(3) "No! NO! NOOOOOO!" (to myself and never to anyone else, I suck!)
MC : Never heard that

(4) "It wont happen" (for any suggestions my friends bring up)
MC : Of course u were right..u can be selling oats for a living

(5) "Damn!, it is him/ her"
MC : Everybody loves GP

(6) "Dude, can I bank in the rent next week" (for the past 3 years, on the first and second week of the month, every month. To my house-owner, he was my uni-mate too.)
MC : The point is u bank in dude unlike some who never...

(7) "I need money" (to myself, and the rest of the world, all the time)
MC : Everybody does I guess
Awesome, I'll do it in the morning! Ah, mornings...

I absolutely adore your seven things to do list. How close are you to getting any of them done?
Ghost Particle said…
[technicolor] Actually none of the 7 things I guess. But I will do them! Thank you!
Ghost Particle said…
[Slim] Cha, ure the best, honest dude.
-The oats, I could have been all for the worst man...luckily the stuff was not tasty at all...
- But true cha, I lie sumtimes, but not for life threatening matters like so asses.
-Yep Mustang 2005 the car!
-Janet and Roman! I hate em both.
- Others ive updated the list bro, check it out there.
Nirek said…
Hey Gp,
Will tag abt my 7 things soon! Thanks and have a great weekend!
gone said…
Hey, thanks for playing along. You're a good sport, GP. Take care. And I PROMISE I'll have a post for 2050 soon. I'm processing one right now.
Ghost Particle said…
Hi saty...thanx buddy.

Hey CBT, youre welcome as always. I do hope you post soon...Thanx in advance.
mona said…
hey.. i didn;t get it, how am I supposed to do this? Sorry Ive never been "tagged before" i see ppl answer in comments, others in their blogs..help!?

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